life

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

clituorice:

when i see a cute boy on the street

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deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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