*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
when i see a cute boy on the street
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate